space is disease
and danger wrapped in darkness and silence


captaindorkwad:

So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.

(Source: ghost-boats)

12 months ago with 218,114 notes
via: slydougie source: ghost-boats
#oh my

abgron:

#when a family is so perfect that they look like they’ve been photoshopped

(Source: tirpse)

what would happen at a tumblrcon:

person 1: wow oh my gosh it's so nice to finally see you in pe-
person 2: what the fuck?! were you even THINKING?! SOME PEOPLE ARE BLIND AND THE PHRASE "SEE YOU" CAN TRIGGER THEM AND IS OFFENSIVE!
person 1: look i'm really sor-
person 2: THEY CAN'T "LOOK," YOU ABLEIST PRICK. THIS IS WHY I AM A SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGER, TO EDUCATE OFFENSIVE AND RUDE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
bystander:
bystander says nothing, is holding up a still image from glee of a homosexual teenager laughing.
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

thehalfbloodgranger:

orderofthevictors:

im-thequeen-of-okay:

pottercrux:

reidanheadquarters:

wheresmythief:

#-incoherent guttural noises-

#PHIL WAS A TIMELORD

#PHIL WAS A TIMELORD

PHIL

WAS

TIMELORD

*KEYBOARD SLAMMING AND NOISES HUMANS DON’T NORMALLY MAKE*

#ThreshPun

(Source: greatesthungergamesfans)

creepypotterfanart:

Snape x Hagrid by the infamous snapesnogger

(Source: santanasberry)

(Source: peetaismylove)

myhomoeroticbromance:

if i run into someone on accident i’m not going to say “sorry” or “excuse me” anymore

just “our skin just had sex”

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the-vashta-nerada:

just press play and watch the gif

1 year ago with 235,640 notes
via: sebastiansmythe source: the-vashta-nerada
#oh my