So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.
*KEYBOARD SLAMMING AND NOISES HUMANS DON’T NORMALLY MAKE*
Snape x Hagrid by the infamous snapesnogger
if i run into someone on accident i’m not going to say “sorry” or “excuse me” anymore
just “our skin just had sex”